- SOME TWAT GUY IN A BALACLAVA
- TRIED TO SNATCH MY PHONE ON AN ELECTRIC BIKE
- HE DIDN’T GET IT THO
- AND IT WAS AN IPHONE MAX
- AND I HAVE A BROKEN WRIST
- SO I MEAN WORRY A BIT BUT
- IF YOU GET MY GUY YOU WILL PROBS BE OK
- AS HE’S GOT THE GRIP STRENGTH OF A WANKER
- YOU LOOK LIKE SUPERMAN
- BEFORE HE GOES IN THE PHONE BOX
- BASICALLY THAT MEANS YOU ARE A NEEK
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